Crapgadget CES edition, round 7: 64MB Beer MP3 player

Sounds like crap, less memory. Also Heiny flavored.

[Anthony @ Jan 10th 2008 10:02PM]

No other BeerMp3 tagged posts. Shame...

[Carl Vitullo @ Jan 10th 2008 10:13PM]

may i be the first to say: PHAIL.

[Carl Vitullo @ Jan 10th 2008 10:14PM]

may i be the first to say: PHAIL.

[Carl Vitullo @ Jan 10th 2008 10:14PM]

god damn. it didn't load the first time.

[Anthony @ Jan 10th 2008 10:17PM]

Carl, no need to spam my inbox with notifications you sly dog! I know you care!

[Rafer @ Jan 10th 2008 10:06PM]

Could fit a whole 12 songs on there nice.

[austin @ Jan 10th 2008 10:13PM]

i dont think that the people that buy these are concerned with memory. theyll probably cost like $6 at a liquor store and you can put 3 or 4 songs about beer on em to show to their drunk friends who will think its totally rad

[jojo @ Jan 10th 2008 10:17PM]

99 bottles of beer in a row
99 bottles of beer
if one of them decides to fall

98 bottles of beer

lalalala

[Macha88 @ Jan 10th 2008 10:40PM]

99 MB of beer on the wall
take one down , pass it around
98 MB of beer on the wall...
...
65 MB of beer on the wall,
take one down pass it around
collapse vomit and
this come out.

[Grant @ Jan 10th 2008 10:17PM]

but.... you can't drink it.
beer shaped things are kinda dumb, unless they can be used for drinking, or for the storing of beer.

[Mark @ Jan 10th 2008 10:21PM]

Beer tastes like shit.........does this mean that songs coming from it will also sound like shit?

[austin @ Jan 10th 2008 10:45PM]

take.that.back.

[austin @ Jan 10th 2008 10:45PM]

take.that.back.

[JosephMohmed @ Jan 10th 2008 11:18PM]

you already said that.

[Sam Winter @ Jan 11th 2008 2:05AM]

What are you 12? time for bed....
Seriously though, I haven't heard someone say that since I was in grade school.

[Fernando @ Jan 10th 2008 10:25PM]

A worth sucessor to my samsung yepp! http://www.shopping.com/xPO-Samsung-Yepp-YP-20T

[Ricardo @ Jan 11th 2008 5:44PM]

Yepp sounds like throwing up or something, which people might do when they see it.

[AboveUnrefined @ Jan 10th 2008 10:28PM]

Something I'd see at Sheetz.

[AboveUnrefined @ Jan 10th 2008 10:30PM]

Something I'd see at Sheetz

[fearless_fx @ Jan 10th 2008 11:21PM]

a whole 64 mb. gosh darnit I remember when MP3's used to be put inside vinyl discs and spun on spinning tables and then the sound would come out of a big metal horn. what happened to the good ol' days?!

[atlasfugged @ Jan 10th 2008 11:38PM]

I heard it comes with a USB-powered mullet.

[WTFover @ Jan 11th 2008 5:32AM]

I hear they are working on a mp3 pink flamingo lawn ornament next.

[Brad @ Jan 11th 2008 12:00AM]

geez, you would think most of the commenters had already had a few beers themselves... :-)

[granny down east @ Jan 11th 2008 12:41AM]

I've had more than a few today, and the fishing was great.
In another totally unrelated comment....

[granny down east @ Jan 11th 2008 12:42AM]

...and the engadget demographic must be changing. Nobody made a comment yet about "Heiny flavored."

[BogtrotterLeny @ Jan 11th 2008 7:30AM]

Seems a bit pointless having a beer bottle shaped MP3 player, that only holds 64Mb, when the Battery it's strapped to is bigger than any of the pockets in my jeans... :D

[gooogalizer @ Jan 11th 2008 11:55AM]

Where's the play button?

[fuma @ Jan 11th 2008 5:45PM]

does it come in import variety? MILLER=FAIL