CES Caption contest: What happens in Vegas

Ross: "Woody Woodpecker officially hits the lowest point of his career."
Tim: "World's biggest Twitter fan shows up at CES."
Ittousai: "Alien Guts from Ultra Seven?"
Ryan: "Twitter has officially jumped the shark."
Joe: "I guess Geek Squad wasn't hiring."
Thomas: "I think you should stop blowing now."
Jose: "I'm a big, big thinker."
Josh T: "The doctor will see you now."
Steve: "I'm looking for some headphones."
Chris: "Did you see that redhead bird by the Casio booth?"
Sean: "Man, I thought that pimple would pop all by itself"
Nilay: "The chicks in Vegas are crazy."
Richard: "This really reinforces my reputation as an untouchable"
Paul: "So, what do you guys think about the Pre?"

[White @ Jan 10th 2009 12:32PM]

O RLY?

[gonintendo @ Jan 10th 2009 12:37PM]

Nope.

[Frun @ Jan 10th 2009 1:27PM]

No, O'Reily

[BigBird @ Jan 11th 2009 11:42AM]

Come on!!! That dude's my son and he's a peckerhead like me!

[Todd @ Jan 10th 2009 12:37PM]

Frequent use of while at CES has its side effects...

[christopheraven @ Jan 10th 2009 12:41PM]

*In Japanese*

Oh no! Large Drinking Bird!

[a ham sandwich @ Jan 10th 2009 12:40PM]

How YOU doin?

[Mobius_1 @ Jan 10th 2009 12:42PM]

Steve Jobs found a new costume to anonymously visit CES and check out the newest happenings in the tech scene. Of course, he could have stayed home and followed everything on Engadget.

[fucker @ Jan 10th 2009 12:43PM]

guy:did you see my tweets
friend:no i wasnt up til 1:oo am tweting on moutain dew and cheetos.

[Clayton @ Jan 10th 2009 12:45PM]

I made some bad choices after college.

[Samboini @ Jan 10th 2009 3:01PM]

Hanging out with Hunter S Thompson wasn't one of them!

[Eli Gundry @ Jan 10th 2009 8:36PM]

We can't stop here! This is bat country!!

[Will @ Jan 10th 2009 12:45PM]

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird...

[christopheraven @ Jan 10th 2009 12:50PM]

The Bird is equal to or greater than the Word

[Kent @ Jan 10th 2009 12:48PM]

18 years after a particularly wild night between a scrawny geek and the Viewsonic Logo, their offspring returns to where it all began.

[LiQuiD_FuSioN @ Jan 10th 2009 12:47PM]

-Want to play a game?
-I flew here all by myself!
-No, I won't peck your eyes out.
-I be chillin' wit my Peeps, yo.

[Tyler @ Jan 10th 2009 7:58PM]

no, its not a mask...why do you ask?

[adml_shake @ Jan 10th 2009 12:51PM]

"Oh god, 4 years of college and untold tens of thousands of dollars in loans. For this. I'm glad no one can see me cry under this mask"

[REM @ Jan 10th 2009 12:52PM]

This is what happens when you hold a sneeze.

[Dan @ Jan 10th 2009 12:52PM]

Has anyone seen a booth with industrial strength tissues?

[David @ Jan 10th 2009 12:54PM]

"What's yo number girl?"

[dimdig23 @ Jan 10th 2009 12:54PM]

"That was one crazy party last night"

[souravgh @ Jan 10th 2009 12:54PM]

"Whats wrong with my head? Nothing. Why do u ask?"

[darkmax @ Jan 10th 2009 12:56PM]

"I twot I twaw a powty kat"

[rashfeather @ Jan 10th 2009 12:57PM]

"Have you seen the Twitter mascot? I'm his (illegitimate) son."

[august1stdevil @ Jan 10th 2009 12:59PM]

Gives the term "Red Head" a complete new meaning

Jack: "Sorry Son... I don't think you are a Jack In The Box material you might have better luck at El Pollo Loco..."

[mike l @ Jan 10th 2009 1:02PM]

In case you missed the logo on the shirt...

[Eden Dwek @ Jan 10th 2009 1:05PM]

"In the midst of the global downturn, Jim had no choice but to sell his head and replace it with a cheap chinese replacement"

[muddyh2o @ Jan 10th 2009 1:04PM]

first josh makes jimmy fallon stuff the sony in his pocket, now he make him wear this mask?

[Tdburn @ Jan 10th 2009 1:05PM]

Living proof that you should never make out with your bosses daughter!

[Tdburn @ Jan 10th 2009 1:06PM]

I feel so dumb right now, "Boss's daughter" is what I meant to type!

[cronick @ Jan 10th 2009 1:06PM]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[2timer @ Jan 10th 2009 1:08PM]

Laugh all you want but the Chicks Really Like it!

[Marwan @ Jan 10th 2009 1:37PM]

I am an Emoji for The iPhone... I am BIG in Japan!

[MONKEY @ Jan 10th 2009 1:12PM]

"Yeah, Big Bird's my cousin."

[El Dude @ Jan 10th 2009 1:14PM]

"Am I cool or what?"

[Harry @ Jan 10th 2009 1:13PM]

How did he breathe behind that mask?

[StinkyPete @ Jan 10th 2009 1:15PM]

Flight to Vegas, $400.00.
Hotel on The Strip, $250.00.
Admission ticket to CES, $100.00.
Seeing a grown man wear a high glossed bird head to hock SMS services, Priceless.

[Ron P @ Jan 10th 2009 1:18PM]

So I asked her " All I have is $20 can I get some head?"

[whopper @ Jan 10th 2009 1:17PM]

hey there bad boy, wanna see my tweets?

[SOOPERGOOMAN @ Jan 10th 2009 1:17PM]

Hey LOOK it's Ryan Block!

[Skemo @ Jan 10th 2009 1:19PM]

"I'm kind of a big deal"

[Trohsoot @ Jan 10th 2009 1:20PM]

Who says the economy has effected us? Look at me!

[j616 @ Jan 10th 2009 1:20PM]

And i thought we'd seen the last of pokemon :-S

[Randall Fox @ Jan 10th 2009 1:25PM]

proof positive that this year's edition of CES is for the birds.

[ethana2 @ Jan 10th 2009 1:23PM]

Uhhhhh

Hormonal Imbalance?

[whopper @ Jan 10th 2009 1:56PM]

too much mountain dew and cheetos.... at late hours

[Roncore @ Jan 10th 2009 1:24PM]

Really, you haven't heard? The bird's the word.

[Danial @ Jan 10th 2009 1:35PM]

This new bird costume will make you look just like a human!*

*mask not included.

[Anomoly @ Jan 10th 2009 1:36PM]

"I wanted it in Matte but Apple said it would be an extra $50 bucks"