CES Caption contest: What happens in Vegas
By Steven Kim 
posted Jan 10th 2009 12:31PM
posted Jan 10th 2009 12:31PM
Ross: "Woody Woodpecker officially hits the lowest point of his career."
Tim: "World's biggest Twitter fan shows up at CES."
Ittousai: "Alien Guts from Ultra Seven?"
Ryan: "Twitter has officially jumped the shark."
Joe: "I guess Geek Squad wasn't hiring."
Thomas: "I think you should stop blowing now."
Jose: "I'm a big, big thinker."
Josh T: "The doctor will see you now."
Steve: "I'm looking for some headphones."
Chris: "Did you see that redhead bird by the Casio booth?"
Sean: "Man, I thought that pimple would pop all by itself"
Nilay: "The chicks in Vegas are crazy."
Richard: "This really reinforces my reputation as an untouchable"
Paul: "So, what do you guys think about the Pre?"
O RLY?
Nope.
No, O'Reily
Come on!!! That dude's my son and he's a peckerhead like me!
Frequent use of while at CES has its side effects...
*In Japanese*
Oh no! Large Drinking Bird!
How YOU doin?
Steve Jobs found a new costume to anonymously visit CES and check out the newest happenings in the tech scene. Of course, he could have stayed home and followed everything on Engadget.
guy:did you see my tweets
friend:no i wasnt up til 1:oo am tweting on moutain dew and cheetos.
I made some bad choices after college.
Hanging out with Hunter S Thompson wasn't one of them!
We can't stop here! This is bat country!!
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird...
The Bird is equal to or greater than the Word
18 years after a particularly wild night between a scrawny geek and the Viewsonic Logo, their offspring returns to where it all began.
-Want to play a game?
-I flew here all by myself!
-No, I won't peck your eyes out.
-I be chillin' wit my Peeps, yo.
no, its not a mask...why do you ask?
"Oh god, 4 years of college and untold tens of thousands of dollars in loans. For this. I'm glad no one can see me cry under this mask"
This is what happens when you hold a sneeze.
Has anyone seen a booth with industrial strength tissues?
"What's yo number girl?"
"That was one crazy party last night"
"Whats wrong with my head? Nothing. Why do u ask?"
"I twot I twaw a powty kat"
"Have you seen the Twitter mascot? I'm his (illegitimate) son."
Gives the term "Red Head" a complete new meaning
Jack: "Sorry Son... I don't think you are a Jack In The Box material you might have better luck at El Pollo Loco..."
In case you missed the logo on the shirt...
"In the midst of the global downturn, Jim had no choice but to sell his head and replace it with a cheap chinese replacement"
first josh makes jimmy fallon stuff the sony in his pocket, now he make him wear this mask?
Living proof that you should never make out with your bosses daughter!
I feel so dumb right now, "Boss's daughter" is what I meant to type!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Laugh all you want but the Chicks Really Like it!
I am an Emoji for The iPhone... I am BIG in Japan!
"Yeah, Big Bird's my cousin."
"Am I cool or what?"
How did he breathe behind that mask?
Flight to Vegas, $400.00.
Hotel on The Strip, $250.00.
Admission ticket to CES, $100.00.
Seeing a grown man wear a high glossed bird head to hock SMS services, Priceless.
So I asked her " All I have is $20 can I get some head?"
hey there bad boy, wanna see my tweets?
Hey LOOK it's Ryan Block!
"I'm kind of a big deal"
Who says the economy has effected us? Look at me!
And i thought we'd seen the last of pokemon :-S
proof positive that this year's edition of CES is for the birds.
Uhhhhh
Hormonal Imbalance?
too much mountain dew and cheetos.... at late hours
Really, you haven't heard? The bird's the word.
This new bird costume will make you look just like a human!*
*mask not included.
"I wanted it in Matte but Apple said it would be an extra $50 bucks"