Crapgadget CES, round 4: kinetic energy charger
By Kevin Wong 
posted Jan 10th 2009 8:24PM
posted Jan 10th 2009 8:24PM
You have to hold it vertically.
posted Jan 10th 2009 8:24PM
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"hold on a second"
I would be ashamed if I was given the award for the most interesting device of CES 2009. People would be staring at me and start gimmicking about how he designed that "wink".
Hey Engadget
How about a NSFW warning? Geez!
I havent seen this many comments in like forever
Somehow i think theres ALOT of charging going on
Sorry, *High ranked comments*
the 'wankerator'
Aye, thou can exercise thy butter-churning muscles, for when thou really needest to churn thy butter.
love,
Amish Tuba
Cum on, is this gonna be one of those faporware? These days new companies with new gadgets come in-out, in-out, in-out all the time while some goes up-down, up-down, up-down. Although I must admit, this device looks jacked-up!..
Now excuse me while i spank my monkey..
Oh boy...
With my particular expertise, I could charge my iPod within seconds with that thing!
YES!!
you may not believe me, but i just got a blood nose while reading these comments, a sign perhaps?
LMAO !!
Sweet, just tie it to your hand; then you can charge your iPod while jerking off to porn stored on it.
Your comment leaves a lot to the imagination.
I could imagine that getting messy....just be careful not to void your warranty.
Finally a way to harness all the wasted masturbation energy.
Your iPod would never run out of juice with this perpetual energy source.
"masturbation energy"
WOW...
DOES IT WORK FOR WOMEN TOO?
You Bet it does !
its a charging device for her pleasure
She can charge her vibrated *while* wanking. The vibrator keeps going and going and going and going and going and going...
If you tie this to the right hand, connected to an ipod playing porn in the left...
THEN ISN'T THIS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE?
Or is it that the only work done is to yourself?
...sick
lmao I feel quite proud of us and our jokes :P
lmao, seriously, you guys rock today.
HAHA
All you need now is some duct tape and you have your own "hand powered" generoator ;)
Doctors will report a sharper increase in "tennis elbow" now. Way to create a new form of RSI.
Concurrent with a rise in wanker's wrist. Man will they be stumped.
Doubt many injuries will be reported... for guys this is a well practiced maneuver...
"for guys this is a well practiced maneuver" - especially the ones who comment on Engadget articles :D
Half sentance posts.
Poorly spelled comments.
Rofls in my waffles.
ambiguous sarcasm
-_- Spelling fayl.
awsome gfx
sweet i can put this thing in my backpack and charge my phone while i walk!
i salute you, nelisx, for being the only person on the entire internet who does not feel the need to make the obvious joke here.
Actually, "backpack" was a euphemism there.
we can clearly see the target audience for that.
at least I know I'd be good at using it
Yeah jerk that charger baby!!!
Hey, you look like you've used one of those before ...
Wet-Naps not included.
Hey..who knows this might be good..like stated above could be put in bagback if it can fit in the pocket you can go jogging with it if your ipod battery is dead, etc
Exactly what I thought, that or inside an off-road vehicle. Both places that don't have outlets available.
"Is that an Ipod charger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Hmm, looks like someone didn't think that one all the way through...
Thanks for standin' still, wankers!
This guy will never run out of power...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JD8pOgD1s